Luke: I want something else to eat, I'm still hungry. (this after hamburger, fries, and ice cream)
Me: You may have some carrots.
Luke: Carroooots??
Me: Yep
Luke: How many?
Me: Just grab a handful, Luke.
Luke: Dad said I have to eat as many as my age.
Me: Sounds good, five carrots.
Luke: Does that mean when I am 40 I will have to eat 40 carrots?
And then later, coming out of the bathroom. . .
Luke: Mom, is my head on my body?
Me: It appears to be there, Luke, screwed on pretty tight.
Luke: huh, I didn't see my reflection when I looked in the mirror. I thought it might have fallen off.
Me: Wha...? Nevermind.
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