1. Dressing room light is really unforgiving.

2. A 40 year old should not be trying on babydoll dresses.

3. My knee caps are taking on the appearance of a Shar Pei.













4. All skirts and dresses must cover my knees from this point forward.

5. Wish I hadn't ignored lotion all winter.

6. Cap sleeve shirts are not my friend.

7. My upper arms have taken on the shape of my thighs.

8. I don't think a tan will help this.

9. Can I still call this baby weight?

10. I need to leave this store and go the the gym. Stat.

11. The Old Navy Modelquins freak me out.