What's this? A package from Dell? ahhh, my long awaited computer.And already a certain little blond is anxious to get his hands on it.
Hang on there buddy, let me help you with that.

Awwww, and here it is. I'm feeling a little weepy. Finally a decent computer. And I am determined to keep greasy and destructive little fingers away!Whoooaa there Mr. T! Too close! Hold on, I must re-direct the little terror.
There we go, that was close. It's all yours, Timothy. Have at the box! And keep your little fingers off mom's computer. And please, give your partner in crime the same message!
I am king of the box!